drunk woman = horny!

I had been home recently. Had a lot of good byes to take care of. Though it didnt feel like an ending, it was one of the biggest endings of my recent times. Anyways, i took the bus back to the shit-hole. I have always taken this particular bus. I reached the bus place a little early and had a nice chat with my dad and in sometime the bus arrived and i made my way to the bus. I didnt expect anything exciting to happen, they usually show a crappy hindi-movie and we try to get some sleep and get up in the morning and think why arent we there yet. But as soon as the bus started to leave, i heard a person talking on the phone behind me. Anyways, i've heard these conversations before, usually good byes, take care of this and that and i want this and things on those lines. But this particular conversation took a naughty turn that i never i would hear. This person was woman, who sounded like she is late 20's. The conversation initially consisted of goodbyes, what u had for dinner, where u you are now? But this woman was loud, she was also bending forward and since she was seated right behind i heard her more louder that others, the way she spoke, seemed like she was drunk. The conversation was mostly in Kannada and English making up for the rest. She said something about "matching" and she asked "is it true, that a man looses interest after matching" since was in Kannada, except the text in italics, clearly the person on the other end of the conversation didnt understand it and so she started repead it, louder "is it true a man looses interest in a woman after matching" but again the other person didnt get what she meant and she finally said "when the sperm comes out" and only then did it hit me that this woman was totally drunk and on the verge of having phone sex on a bus! the conversation went on to talk about the "eggplants", "thorns", etc. Phone sex in Kannada is as funny as it can get, especially the substitution of words is funnier, like "eggplants" for breasts. Anyways though it did not reach the climax on the phone, it was rather embarrassing for me, a woman, drunk and having a phone sex on a bus, seated right behind you and that too in Kannada. Somewhere in between either i feel asleep or she cut the call, in the morning i saw the lady running out of the bus when the scheduled stop came, dont know if she was generally in a hurry or she realized that she had phone sex!

Just another memorable thing that happened to me.